Have you ever been stuck in traffic and wanted a piping hot pizza to tide you over? While the idea sounds good, with the idiots on the road, I’m not sure I really want bubbling cheese and sauce cooking a few inches from my crotch. But for those who are willing to take the risk for “fine freeway dining”; I give you the portable pizza oven.

“This 12V portable oven and pizzeria plugs right into your dashboard. High and low settings for cooking and warming. Unique heating elements cook from top to bottom.” You can order yourself one from stupidiotic.com for $36.00.