On the long list of made-up holidays, here's one that doesn't suck as much as Secretary's Day. Yes, today is May 4th, and of course it's Star Wars Day, did you know? What the hell is Star Wars Day you ask? May 4 is called Star Wars Day because of a pun or play on words based on the similarity between "May the 4th be with you" and "May the force be with you", a phrase often spoken in the Star Wars movies.

In common usage the joke might be presented:

John Doe: Happy Star Wars Day!
Jane Doe: What?
John Doe: May the 4th be with you!
Jane Doe: You're sleeping alone tonight

May the 4th be with you all!